The Committee of Conundrums is a secretive cabal of experts in the esoteric arts, convening to unravel the mysteries of the mundane. Our latest investigation into the Microwave has led us to a shocking discovery: it is, in fact, an ancient artifact imbued with the essence of the Atlantean crystal grid.
Meet Dr. Helena Anders, our chief researcher on this matter: Click here to learn about the Quantum Fluctuations of the Compact Disc, an equally enigmatic topic.
As we delve deeper into the heart of the Microwave's secrets, we find:
Entry 345: "The Microwave's power is derived from the resonant frequency of the Atlantean crystals, which we have successfully replicated in our laboratory using a combination of sacred geometry and 3D printing."
But that's not all. We also explore the Alien Influence on Modern Architecture in our next meeting.