The Shredder is a Curse

Subcommittee B is convening to discuss the mysterious case of the shredder that ate the world's most precious collection of used tissue paper.

Subcommittee B is led by Chairperson Peculiar.

Agenda

10:00 AM: Invocation of the Ancient Shredder God
10:30 AM: Debate on the merits of using a cross-cutting shredder
11:30 AM: Vote on whether to sacrifice more staplers to appease the Shredder
12:00 PM: Lunch Break - Free pizza for all who answer the Shredder's call

Attendees

Mr. P. Bottomsworth
Ms. F. Peculiar
Dr. T. Shredderface
Mr. J. Shredderstein

Notes

Someone left their stapler in the break room. Again.