Committee of Conundrums

Subcommittee B: Neighborhood Watchers

Annual Report

Welcome to the Neighborhood Watchers Annual Report, brought to you by the Committee of Conundrums' Subcommittee B.

This year, our intrepid team of neighborhood watchers have been busy watching the neighborhood.

  1. Observed 17 instances of suspiciously placed lawn gnomes.
  2. Noted 5 reported incidents of excessive lawn watering.
  3. Documented 3 instances of unapproved birdhouses.
  4. Conducted a thorough investigation into the source of the mysterious smell of freshly baked cookies wafting from the Jones' residence at 345 Elm Street.

And that's not all, folks! Our team is always on the lookout for new and exciting things to watch.

Read the minutes of our last meeting for more information on our activities.

View our other committee reports, including the infamous 'The Great Sock Conspiracy'.