The Great Meat Debate

Resolution: "Is bacon a breakfast food?"

Chairman, Subcommittee B, Committee of Conundrums: "I call this meeting to order, and we will begin by voting on the matter at hand."

Member, Subcommittee B: "But what about sausage? Doesn't that count too?"

Chairman: "We will discuss that later, but first let's focus on the meat at hand."

Member: "But what about vegan options?"

Chairman: "Those are not meat."

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