Committee of Conundrums: Subcommittee B

Meeting Agenda: Subcommittee B, Item 7

Today's agenda item: 7 The True Purpose of the Coffee Machine

Discussion points:

• Is it a vending machine, or is it a portal to another dimension?
• Is it a symbol of corporate oppression, or is it a symbol of hope?
• Can it be used to fuel a robot uprising?

Decisions and actions:

• Subcommittee B recommends that the coffee machine be treated with reverence and caution.
• Subcommittee B proposes that a separate subcommittee be formed to investigate the coffee machine further.

Next meeting: TBA