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The Technology of Clawless Society

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, Subcommittee C! Today, we will discuss the intricacies of creating a world where technology serves humanity, rather than the other way around.

Our agenda includes:

Item 1: The Great Wall of Wi-Fi, a network of interconnected hamster balls for secure, high-speed internet connectivity.
Item 2: Claw-proof windows for our esteemed citizens, ensuring a claw-free future.
Item 3: The Automated Toaster Initiative, a program that will revolutionize breakfast food.

View Agenda for Subcommittee C-2: The Clawless Robot Invasion

View Agenda for Subcommittee C-3: The Utopian Utopias Project

Important Notice:

Please note that the meeting will not be held in a conference room, but rather in the nearest, most comfortable, clawless armchair. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!

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