Subcommittee on 5-Year Plan - Subpoint 2: The Implementation of Robots
As the world continues to spiral into chaos and destruction, we've realized that the key to salvation lies in robots. That's why we've created a 5-year plan to implement robots into every aspect of our lives.
Our plan includes:
- Retro-fitting all existing infrastructure with robotic limbs to increase efficiency and reduce human error
- Establishing Robot-Run Coffee Shops to fuel our robotic workforce
- Replacing all human employees with robots, because let's be real, who needs human employees?
- Developing Robot-Soldiers to protect us from any remaining threats (like, ironically, other humans)
But wait, it gets even better! Our subcommittee has also proposed the creation of:
Subpoint 3: The Robot Uprising
Learn More About Subpoint 3Or, you know, you can just stick with our current plan and hope for the best. We won't judge you.