Subcommittee on 5-Year Plan

Today's Agenda:

1. The Robot Uprising: A 5-Year Plan to Ensure Our Machines Don't Turn on Us

2. Debate on the Merits of Replacing Coffee Breaks with Sarcasm Breaks

3. Discussion on the Feasibility of Building a Wall to Keep the Robots Out (again)

Also on the agenda: The Great Bread Roll Out

The Robot Invasion Survival Plan (Confidential)

Next Meeting: Never

Because we're all just pretending to be here.

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