Today's Agenda:
1. The Robot Uprising: A 5-Year Plan to Ensure Our Machines Don't Turn on Us
2. Debate on the Merits of Replacing Coffee Breaks with Sarcasm Breaks
3. Discussion on the Feasibility of Building a Wall to Keep the Robots Out (again)
Also on the agenda: The Great Bread Roll Out
The Robot Invasion Survival Plan (Confidential)
Next Meeting: Never
Because we're all just pretending to be here.