Donut Shapes: The Unmitigated Disaster

Subcommittee Meeting Minutes, March 22, 2023

Attendees: Chairperson Bob, Vice Chairperson Jane, and Donut Connoisseur, Steve.

Meeting Summary: After a heated discussion, the subcommittee voted 3-2 to banish all non-traditional donut shapes from the company cafeteria.

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Counter-Counter-Motion: Semicircles Are Okay, But Only If Filled With Jelly

Subcommittee Meeting Minutes, March 23, 2023

Attendees: Chairperson Bob, Vice Chairperson Jane, and Donut Connoisseur, Steve.

Meeting Summary: After a spirited debate, the subcommittee voted 5-0 that semicircles filled with jelly are acceptable donut shapes.

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The fate of the donut world rests in the balance. Will round shapes reign supreme, or will semicircles filled with jelly save the day?