Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Subcommittee: Scheduling Disasters

Meeting Objectives:

• Deliberate the impending doom of our project timeline
• Discuss the finer points of procrastination techniques
• Determine the optimal number of coffee breaks required to survive a meeting

Agenda:

09:00 - Arrival and Panic

09:15 - Introduction to the Scheduling Disaster

10:00 - Coffee Break ( mandatory, 15 minutes, 5 minutes of actual work)

10:15 - Procrastination Techniques and Strategies

11:30 - Lunch Break (optional, but highly encouraged)

12:00 - The Fine Art of Doing Nothing

13:30 - Wrap-up and Panic Rehearsal

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Disclaimer: This meeting agenda is subject to change, but probably not.

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