Meeting 6: The Great Sock Puppet Debate
Today we discussed the age-old question: "Are sock puppets a legitimate form of artistic expression?" The debate raged on for hours, with some arguing that sock puppets are the pinnacle of human creativity, while others claimed they're just a desperate cry for attention from a middle-aged man with a penchant for felt and yarn.
The committee was split, but not without reason. On one hand, sock puppets have brought joy and laughter to countless children's television programs. On the other hand, they've also been used to manipulate the masses with their cute, yet insidious, smiles.
Key Takeaways:
- We can't trust a person who wears a sock on their hand.
- Children's television programming may be more effective at brainwashing than we thought.