Committee of Conundrums: Adjournment 001 Decisions

Decisions Made:

After 37 grueling hours of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums reached the following conclusions:

Resolution 1:

We, the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, have decided that the best way to resolve the conundrum of the missing donut box is to:

• Send a strongly-worded memo to the break room requesting the return of the pilfered donuts.
• Establish a new, stricter donut-rotation schedule.

Resolution 2:

We have also decided that the conundrum of the coffee machine's incessant beeping can be solved by:

• Replacing the coffee machine with a manual drip brewer.
• Implementing a mandatory 30-minute silence period in the break room.

Resolution 3:

And, in a shocking display of unity, we have agreed that the conundrum of the office thermostat's settings can be resolved by:

• Reversing the temperature settings to 72 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Installing a time-traveling device to alter the laws of thermodynamics.

Adjournment Adjuncts:

Due to the overwhelming sense of accomplishment and general fatigue, the Committee of Conundrums has decided to take a 15-minute recess. During this time, we will recharge, refuel, and reconstitute.

Return after recess