Committee of Conundrums Meeting Minutes

From the Abyssal Void of Uncertainty (Meeting Minutes, March 30, 2022)

Present: Chairman Zorvath, Secretary Xylon, and the usual suspect, Professor Fizzlepop.

• Discussion on the meaning of life initiated at 9:00 AM. Lasted until 4:00 PM.
• Break for "Soul-Searching" snacks at 11:00 AM. Featured "Existential Crisis" cookies.
• Resolution on the futility of human endeavor passed unanimously at 12:00 PM.

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the universe demanding answers.
• Schedule a "Tears of Despair" support group for all members.
• Order more "Soul-Searching" snacks.

Next Meeting:

To be determined, as the meaning of time has lost all significance.

Hyperlinks:

• Appendix of Unresolved Issues
• Meet the Committee Members