Committee of Conundrums - Meeting Minutes - Decision 1 - The Search Party

Resolution: To Search or Not To Search, That is the Question

At the behest of Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq., the Committee of Conundrums convened on Thursday, the 13^th of February, to tackle the age-old question: To Search or Not To Search.

After much deliberation, debate, and heated argumentation, the committee came to a consensus: To Search. Yes, the answer is a resounding YES to searching. But not just any searching, no, no, no. This was a call to action, a clarion cry for a more thorough and exhaustive search.

Chairman Bottomsworth, in a moment of uncharacteristic eloquence, exclaimed: "We must search, my friends! We must search until our eyes are blind, our fingers are numb, and our sanity is frayed!"

And so, with a resounding "Huzzah!" from the committee, the search party was officially dispatched.

Next Meeting:

Decision 2: The Great Outdoorsmen - A discussion on the merits of taking a walk in the park.