Meeting Attendees:
- Chairperson, Lord McSourpuss
- Vice-Chairperson, Lady Whiskerpaws
- Members: Fluffy, Whiskers, and Professor Punsley
Meeting Purpose:
The Committee of Conundrums met to discuss the pressing issue of Pretzel Rod Reform. Specifically, the topic of whether or not to include sprinkles on the rods.
Sub-Topic A: Sprinkle Placement
- Professor Punsley proposed sprinkles on the top third of the rod, citing the importance of "top-heavy, crowd-pleasing" appeal.
- Fluffy argued for sprinkles along the entire length, claiming it would "add visual interest and a dash of whimsy."
- Lord McSourpuss insisted on no sprinkles whatsoever, stating "the rod is a classic, a timeless treat, not some flashy, attention-seeking abomination."
Sub-Topic B: Rod Shape
- Lady Whiskerpaws proposed a more "artisanal" rod shape, with a curved, swooping design that "encourages the snacking experience."
- Fluffy countered with the "straight-and-narrow" approach, citing ease of manufacturing and "no-nonsense" appeal.
- Professor Punsley suggested a rod that was both curved and straight, calling it "the best of both worlds, a true compromise."
Decisions:
- The Committee voted 2-2 on the issue of sprinkles, with Lord McSourpuss and Lady Whiskerpaws holding firm against the proposal.
- The Committee voted 3-0 on the rod shape, with Professor Punsley's compromise proposal being the clear winner.
Next Meeting:
The Committee of Conundrums will reconvene in two weeks, with the next meeting scheduled for Minute 46: The Pretzel Rod Reform.
Adjournment:
The meeting adjourned at 3:47 PM, with the Committee members departing in a flurry of debate and disagreement.