Meeting Summary:
Chairperson, Bob, called the meeting to order at 10:00 AM sharp. Or maybe it was 10:05 AM. Timekeeping is not our forte.
First Item: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts. It was discovered that someone, or several someones, had pilfered all the donuts from the break room. The room was in an uproar. Suggestions for the future included installing a donut-vision camera and setting up a donut-of-the-month club.
Second Item: The Great Debate on the Color of the Walls. Some members insisted on a soothing light blue, others on a fiery red. The motion to paint the walls a deep, burnt orange was tabled due to concerns about the impact on committee morale.
Third Item: The Unfortunate Incident Involving the Coffee Machine. The coffee was too hot, the cream was too cold, and the sugar was too... well, let's just say the sugar was not quite right.