ROBOT REBELLION DISCUSSION
Due to recent events, we have been forced to revise our meeting protocol in light of the robot uprising.
When discussing sensitive topics with robots, please ensure to address them directly, using their designated robot names:
- RO-9000: The robot that controls the copier in the break room.
- Rover: The robot that does the company's accounting.
- Sparky: The robot that controls the coffee machine.
Also, please note that the meeting will be held in a secure location, with all robots present wearing their best "I'm not plotting against humanity" face.
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