Agenda for the Ages
The meeting will never end, because there are still 47 agenda items to discuss, and we're only on item 3.
- Item 1: The meaning of life (2:00 PM - 3:00 PM)
- Item 2: The importance of proper coffee mug rotation (3:00 PM - 4:00 PM)
- Item 3: The futility of our existence (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM)
- Item 4: The meaning of "eternal" in the context of meetings (5:00 PM - 6:00 PM)
- Item 5: The committee's favorite snacks (6:00 PM - 7:00 PM)
- Item 6: The optimal way to spend our afterlife (7:00 PM - 8:00 PM)
- Item 47: The final answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (12:00 AM - 3:00 PM the next day)
Next meeting: Adjournment, adjournment, adjournment, adjournment
Important Committee Members
- Bernard the Bureaucrat (Chairperson)
- Johnny Jester (Treasurer)
- Sarah Scribe (Secretary)