After 5 hours of deliberation, the Committee of Conundrums has arrived at these conclusions:
We are all agreed that the meaning of life is to eat more cheese.
However, we are also agreed that the optimal cheese-to-human ratio has yet to be determined.
Further discussion will continue on Wednesday to iron out these discrepancies.
Until then, we will be found pondering the intricacies of gouda, feta, and brie.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't. We won't judge you.
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