Meeting Minutes - Committee of Conundrums - 2023-03-06 - Debate Resolution

Resolution:

The Committee of Conundrums resolved to:

1. Abandon all attempts at making sense in the face of overwhelming complexity.
2. Establish a new national holiday to commemorate the art of procrastination.
3. Require all committee members to wear neon pink hard hats to improve productivity.

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more coffee.
• Schedule a meeting with the IT department to complain about the font being too small.
• Assign a team to research the optimal ratio of cats to humans in the office.

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for 2024-03-06. Same time, same place. Agenda