Meeting Minutes - Committee of Conundrums - 2023-03-06 - Debate Resolution
Resolution:
The Committee of Conundrums resolved to:
- Abandon all attempts at making sense in the face of overwhelming complexity.
- Establish a new national holiday to commemorate the art of procrastination.
- Require all committee members to wear neon pink hard hats to improve productivity.
Action Items:
- Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO demanding more coffee.
- Schedule a meeting with the IT department to complain about the font being too small.
- Assign a team to research the optimal ratio of cats to humans in the office.
Next Meeting:
Scheduled for 2024-03-06. Same time, same place. Agenda