BERTRAND MCSNOOZ TRIES TO SOLVE THE MEANING OF LIFE
Meeting Minutes - Committee of Conundrums
Bertrand McSnootz, Chairman of the Committee of Conundrums, took the stand and began the meetingประก
Morning Session
Bertrand: "Okay, let's get this over with. I've been thinking, and I think I've found the answer to the meaning of life."
Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Committee Member: "Really, Bertrand? You've finally cracked it?"
Bertrand: "Yes, I've got it right here in my pocket." *digs into pocket, pulls out a crumpled up receipt* "Ta-da!"
The committee stared in confusion as Bertrand unfolded the receipt, revealing a hastily scrawled message:ประก
"Tacos. It's tacos."
Afternoon Session
The committee continued to discuss the meaning of life, but were interrupted by a loud, obnoxious noise coming from the break room.
It was revealed that someone had left a bag of "World's Hottest" hot sauce on the counter, which had somehow ignited, filling the room with a noxious gas.
The committee quickly fled the scene, leaving Bertrand alone to ponder the meaning of life once more.
"Tacos..." he muttered to himself, before being overcome with the pungent aroma and retreating to the safety of the ventilation shaft.