MINUTES OF THE NEXT MEETING

The Committee of Conundrums met on Wednesday to discuss the following agenda:

Key points from the meeting include:

1. We still don't know the answer to the meaning of life, but we're going to keep trying.

2. The best way to make a sandwich is still a matter of great debate, but we settled on "more cheese".

3. We're going to need a bigger table to fit all the world peace we'll be making.

4. Procrastination is the best policy, as long as you're doing it on a Friday.

Action items for the next meeting:

* Find a way to make the meaning of life fit on a bumper sticker.

* Research the aerodynamics of sandwich toppings.

* Build a table the size of a small island.

* Take a four-day weekend.