AGENDA ITEM #2: The Great Sausage Debacle of 2023

Meeting Notes

Present: Bob, Joe, Sally, and 3 members of the IT department

Topic: The Sausage Incident of January 15th, 2023

Summary: A rogue sausage was brought into the office fridge, causing a stir among the staff. Discussion ensued.

Key Points:

• The Sausage In Question: Was it a vegan sausage? Was it a meat-based sausage? Who knows?
• The Sausage's Origin: Was it brought in by a new intern? A visiting dignitary? A time-traveler from the year 3050?
• The Sausage's Fate: Shall we eat it? Shall we toss it? Shall we perform a Sausage-themed ritual sacrifice to the Sausage Gods?

Action Items:

• Assign a committee to investigate the Sausage's origins and intentions
• Conduct a Sausage-themed team-building exercise to foster unity and Sausage-themed understanding

Adjourned at 2:47 PM. Meeting to resume in 5 minutes.

Next: Agenda Item #3: The Coffee Creamer Conundrum

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