Meeting 1: Where Ideas Go to Die
Today's agenda:
- Action Point 1: Discuss why we can't just use Google Docs for this meeting
- Action Point 2: Brainstorm more reasons why we can't use Google Docs
- Break: 15 minutes of awkward silence
- Action Point 3: Pretend to be interested in each other's ideas
- Action Point 4: Decide to never meet again
Decisions made so far:
- We will not use Google Docs.
- We will pretend to care.
Next Steps:
Meeting adjourned due to lack of progress or interest.