MEETING 1: The Committee of Conundrums

The esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums gathered to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Present were:

Bert, the Chair of Conundrums, with a conundrum-filled mind
Liz, the Secretary of Conundrums, with a conundrum-solving spreadsheet
Bob, the Conundrum Consultant, with a penchant for bad jokes
And you, the mysterious Conundrum Visitor, with a question mark on your forehead

Agenda:

Item 1: The Great Cheese Debate
Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Item 3: The Conundrum of the Century: "Why is a Chicken's Egg-plantation called an egg-plantation?"

Decisions will be made, conundrums will be solved, and possibly, just possibly, some donuts might actually get eaten.