Meeting 11 of the Committee of Conundrums

Agenda: Consuming an entire pizza by oneself

Presented by: Conundrum, Chair

Location: The Backroom, 123 Conundrums St.

Time: 2:00 PM Sharp-ish

Objective: To determine if it is possible to eat an entire pizza by oneself without getting a stomachache or judgmental looks from others.

Discussion

Item 1: Cheese vs. Non-Cheese

Is it better to eat the cheese or non-cheese portions first?

Cheese First Non-Cheese First

Item 2: Toppings: Artisanal or not?

Should we go with the artisanal toppings or stick with the classic pepperoni?

Artisanal Toppings Classic Toppings

Item 3: The Role of Breadsticks

Are breadsticks a viable snack option or a distraction from the task at hand?

Breadsticks

Next Meeting: To be Determined