Minutes from Meeting 2 of the Committee of Conundrums

Attendees: 3 (plus 1 confused intern)

Agenda Item 1: The Great Cheese Debate

The committee debated the merits of cheddar vs. gouda. After much discussion, a compromise was reached: gouda won.

Agenda Item 2: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

Further investigation revealed that the missing donuts were, in fact, just a manifestation of the committee's own collective anxiety about the meaning of life.

Next Meeting: Meeting 3: The One Where We All Agree on Everything