The minutes from Meeting 42 are a mess of scribbled notes, crumpled papers, and broken pencils. But fear not, dear reader, for we've managed to piece together the essence of the meeting.
It started innocently enough, with a discussion on the new coffee machine. Someone mentioned something about it being "not as good as the last one," and the debate was on.
From there, things quickly descended into chaos. Someone brought up the meaning of life, and the room erupted into a cacophony of opposing opinions.
Some said it was 42. Others said it was "42, but only on Tuesdays." One brave soul ventured that it might be 43, but was swiftly ridiculed.
As the meeting careened towards its conclusion, the air grew thick with tension. Someone pulled out a calculator and began frantically pressing buttons.
In the end, the calculator was declared "not a suitable tool for determining the meaning of life," and the meeting was adjourned in disarray.
Action Item 1: Reconsider the Meaning of Life
Meeting 43: The One Where We Argued Over the Meaning of Life (Part 2)