Meeting Summary:
Today's meeting of the Committee of Conundrums was a resounding success in the sense that we managed not to accomplish anything.
We spent the first hour discussing the meaning of the word "conundrum". Some members argued it was a type of pastry, while others claimed it was a type of rare breed of chicken.
After a brief break to grab some actual substance (in the form of donuts), we dove headfirst into a heated debate about the best way to organize the meeting's agenda.
Chairperson Conundrum (R.I.P.) declared that the committee would meet again in exactly 5 minutes, at which time we would all magically have solutions to all our problems.
Click here to view the minutes from last week's meeting, which were also completely pointless.
Maybe this week's meeting will be slightly more productive. Maybe.