Committee of Conundrums Meeting Minutes (Minute 3)

Item 1: Discussion of the Meaning of Life

John: "I think it's clear: we're here to make money."

Jane: "Actually, I think it's about the meaning of cheese."

Bob: "Can we talk about something else? This is boring."

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Item 2: The Importance of Proper Coffee Machine Maintenance

Alice: "We can't have the meeting without it!"

John: "I'll make sure to turn it off when I'm not using it."

Jane: "That's not what I meant."

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