Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Minutes, February 27, 2022

Present:

• Chairperson, Bertrand P. Bottomline
• Vice-Chairperson, Vivian V. Vexation
• Member, Marvin M. Misadventure
• Member, Bertha B. Bungle

Minutes

The Chairperson called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM sharp, with the Vice-Chairperson taking notes.

Member Marvin M. Misadventure was late, as per usual, and arrived at 9:05 AM. He apologized profusely and promised to bring donuts.

The agenda for the day was to discuss the new "Bureaucratic Red Tape" policy, which was met with widespread skepticism from the members.

After a lengthy discussion, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of implementing the policy, with Member Bertha B. Bungle abstaining due to a family emergency.

Action items:

• Chairperson Bottomline to draft a memo to the management.
• Vice-Chairperson Vexation to research the feasibility of a "Bureaucratic Red Tape" themed coffee shop in the break room.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting is scheduled for March 12, 2022 at 2:00 PM. Please bring your lunch.

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