Committee of Conundrums - Meeting of the Inconsequential 1

Minutes

Present: Chairperson, Secretary, Member 1, Member 2

Topic: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

Discussion:

Chairperson: I have a question, Member 1: "Have you seen my socks?"
Member 1: "No, Chairperson, I have not seen your socks."
Member 2: "Is it true that you have been using the washing machine as a portal to another dimension?"
Chairperson: "That's a lie, Member 2! I've been using it to do laundry, not to travel to other dimensions."
Member 1: "But have you seen my socks, then?"

Decision:

Chairperson: "We will table the issue of the missing socks for future consideration."

Next Meeting:

Committee of Conundrums - Meeting 2, next Thursday at 3:00PM in the conference room.