Bob Bunglington is a renowned expert in the art of being brusque.
His brusqueness is so renowned, he's been invited to speak at the annual Brusquemania convention in Brusqueville.
He's written extensively on the subject, including his magnum opus "The Brusque Bible: A Treatise on the Art of Being Difficult for Dummies".
But be warned: his brusqueness is so potent, it's been known to curdle milk at 50 paces.
Want to learn more about his brusqueness? Check out his brusque Bible, or read his brusque biography.