Committee of Conundrums: Application Requirements

Warning: Not for the Faint of Heart

The Committee of Conundrums is not a job for the timid. If you're looking for a career in the uncharted territories of bureaucratic red tape, Byzantine decision-making processes, and existential dread, then apply below.

Qualifications:

• 3+ years of experience in Conundrums-related field (or 5+ years of experience in related fields, with conundrum-solving skills)
• Ability to simultaneously juggle 7+ competing priorities while simultaneously wondering why you even bother
• Fluency in 3+ languages (including, but not limited to: English, Sarcasm, and Existential Dread)

Application Process:

To apply, send a 10-page essay on why you're not completely insane, a resume with 5+ pages of irrelevant credentials, and a 1-page cover letter with a compelling reason for why you're still breathing.

Form 1: Conundrums-Specific Resume Template | Form 2: Conundrums-Related References | Form 3: Existential Dread Affidavit