Welcome to the Office of the Assistant Professor of Procrastination
Where productivity goes to die.
Our esteemed Assistant Professor, renowned for their ability to craft the perfect to-do list, has been appointed to this esteemed position.
Meet our Assistant Professor of Procrastination:
With their expertise in doing nothing, our Assistant Professor has been tasked with:
- Creating the world's longest, most elaborate to-do lists
- Perfecting the art of staring blankly at a computer screen for hours
- Conjuring the perfect excuse for why the project is taking longer than expected
Join us in our mission to push the boundaries of human laziness.
Or, you know, you could just go do some actual work.
Learn more about our Senior Scholar of Sleeping.