Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to the Committee of Conundrums. I, Bertram the Brilliant, have taken on the challenge of solving the most baffling case of the missing socks in the land. My trusty sidekicks, Professor Puzzlesworth and Dr. Dastardly, have joined me on this perilous quest.
I, Bertram the Brilliant, am a renowned detective of the Committee of Conundrums. My exceptional skills in logic and deduction are rivaled only by my impressive collection of brightly colored socks.