Committee of Conundrums: Bertram's Favorite Foods

Bertram's Bizarre Bites

Bertram's love for the absurdly exotic is only rivalled by his love for his wife's cooking. When he's not pondering the meaning of life, he's probably eating something weird.

• Fuzzy Fish (a delicacy from the depths of the ocean)
• Spicy Squid (a taste of the wild)
• Curious Calamari (a cephalopod's dream come true)
• Mysterious Mussels (the shell-shocked chef's choice)

Don't ask us why. Just eat.

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