Steak-tacular: Bertram the Brilliant's Favorite Food

Why Bertram loves his steak:

For the love of all things beefy, Bertram is a connoisseur of all things steak. His favoritechartInstance of steak is a well done, dry-rubbed, charcoal-grilled ribeye, served with a side of garlic mashed potatoes and a drizzle of truffle oil.

Steak-related Links:

• Steak-R-Rules: The Unwritten Code of Steak Conduct
• Steak Prophets of Justice: The Steak Visionaries

A Special Message from Bertram the Brilliant:

"I'd rather eat a shoe than a salad." - Bertram the Brilliant