Meet the esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums:
Bob Johnson is a man of many words, but few actions. He's been on this committee since 1987, and has managed to say the same thing in every meeting since 1992.
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Bertha Bland Thesaurus is a master of the bland and uninspired. Her contributions to the committee are always a thrilling 10 minutes of reading the minutes.
Learn more about the Thesaurus Society!
Phil Punsley is the king of the puns. His jokes are so bad, they're good.
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