Deputy Director of Dilatory Procedures

This esteemed position is responsible for ensuring that meetings last at least 30 minutes longer than necessary, and that all reports are thoroughly discussed and re-discussed, ad nauseam.

• Chairman of Cacophonous Decisions
• Assistant to the Deputy Director of Dilatory Procedures
• Secretary of Sensational Reports

Meet our Deputy Director, Jane.

			jane = {
				age = 42;
				coffee_consumption = 'excessive';
				time_management = 'non-existent';
			}
			function dilatory_procedure(deputy_director_of_dilatory_procedures) {
				return 'meetings_last_longer_than_necessary';
			}