Dilemma of the Doomed Member 1

Member 1, the one who ate the stapler

Member 1, the office's resident chaos agent

Known for eating the office stapler "for research", this member's antics have brought the Committee of Conundrums to the brink of collapse.

Read about Dilemma of the Doomed Member 2, who stapled their own shoes to the floor

Minutes of the Most Bizarre Meeting

This member's actions have been a thorn in the side of the Committee of Conundrums for years. Their love of office supplies is only matched by their love of chaos and mayhem.

A stapler on a desk, with a suspiciously large dent in the middle