We are the most brilliant minds in the universe, tasked with solving the greatest of conundrums. Our chairman, Doctor Who, has a Ph.D. in Time-Space Continuum Physics, and we're not just talking about the Tardis.
Our current conundrum: "How to defeat the Dark Lord of the Rings, while simultaneously solving for x in the equation 2x^2 + 3x - 5 = 0."
Subcommittees:
Join us, and together we'll solve the greatest of conundrums the universe has ever seen!