Minutes of the Meeting of the Committee of Conundrums
- Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of life.
- Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple pizza.
- Item 3: Decide on the best way to organize the committee's sock drawer.
Present were: Duchess of Dilemmas, Earl of Ennui, Countess of Confusion.
Apologies for absence: Nobody, because who cares?
Next meeting: Never, because who needs a next meeting?