Meet the Duke of Oxfords, our resident contrarian and self-proclaimed "expert" on everything.
His opinions are as follows:
- The best way to make a soufflé is with a combination of regret and disappointment.
- The only good book is "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu.
- The optimal time to eat a sandwich is during a solar eclipse.
- The most reliable method of transportation is by carrier pigeon.
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - The Duke of Oxfords