Welcome to the Committee of Conundrums, where we tackle the most pressing issues of the day. Our members are experts in the field of Epic Problems, and we're here to help you find the solution to your Chronic Sedentary.
| Problem | Solution |
|---|---|
| The Cat Ate My Homework | Call the Feline Emergency Services (FES) at 1-800-MEOW-911 |
| The Toilet Won't Flush | Call the Plumber's Union (PLU) at 1-800-DRINK-UP |
A renowned expert in the field of Chronic Sedentary, the Earl is known for his extensive collection of armchairs and his love of binge-watching Netflix.
The King of Chronic NeglectA skilled diplomat and mediator, the Duke is known for his ability to turn even the most complex problems into a series of awkward silences.
The King of Epic Problems