The King of Contrivances, also known as Bob, is a member of the Committee of Conundrums, the most esteemed body of experts on unnecessary complications.
With a Ph.D. in Obfuscation, the King is renowned for his ability to turn simple ideas into Byzantine solutions.
His latest project, the "Inflato-Genie," is a machine that generates an infinite supply of useless widgets.
You can learn more about the Committee of Conundrums at /committees/committee-of-conundrums/, or see the King's other notable works at /committees/committee-of-conundrums/members/bob-the-inventor/.
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