Welcome, poor soul, to the Committee of Conundrums, where the walls are as confusing as our meetings. You've clearly taken a wrong turn, and now you're stuck in this endless labyrinth of bureaucracy.
Don't worry, we've all been here before. Well, not literally, but you get the idea. To navigate this ever-changing maze, simply follow the breadcrumbs:
Good luck, and try not to get lost in the sauce.