A Declaration of Utterly Unoriginal Ideas
Article 1: We shall resist the urge to think outside the box
We will continue to use the same tired tropes and cliches, because why fix what ain't broke, right?
Article 2: We shall not be moved by facts or reason
We will ignore the overwhelming evidence and just go with our gut, because, you know, gut feelings are the best kind of facts
Article 3: We shall hold our breath for 17 minutes while waiting for the inevitable breakthrough
We will hold onto this idea for just a little bit longer, because who needs actual progress or results when you can just wait and see?
And for those who are interested, we invite you to read the Conundrums subpage for more of our expert analysis on the art of doing nothing.