Member 1's Memoirs
As the first member of the Committee of Conundrums, I, Chairperson, have seen it all. The absurdities, the conundrums, the utter chaos that ensues when you try to have a meeting at 3 PM on a Tuesday.
Random fact: Did you know that the committee has been meeting for over 20 years? That's right, folks, it's been 20 years of conundrums, absurdity, and questionable decision making.