Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! We are a group of experts who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of answers that are probably not answers at all.
In our never-ending quest to understand the intricacies of existence, we have discovered that the meaning of life is actually just a series of confusing, poorly-organized spreadsheets hidden behind the walls of our headquarters.
If you're as lost as we are, don't worry! Our minutes are available here and our manifesto here. And if you're really, really lost, here is our deep, philosophical exploration of the meaning of life.
Or, if you're just looking for a good time, join us for our next meeting and let's all try to figure it out together!
-The Committee of Conundrums